I look in his eyes and I see truth, purity, compassion, understanding, an unbreakable bond. I let go, I let him in, and I love. I look in his eyes and I see emptiness, loss of what used to be, bitterness, desire for another. I let myself go. I am lost. My spirit is broken. … Continue reading »
Category Archives: Sex/Dating
Strung Out
I believe the only place to begin is where I left off. I met Silverlake for sushi for what seems like eons ago. We had a decent conversation, somewhat less stilted than the dinner before, but I had already gotten it into my head that I was over this guy for good. I was of course pleasant … Continue reading »
Judgment Time
My favorite part of going out in LA is the people watching. There is nothing I enjoy more on a Friday night than judging inappropriately dressed girls, socially inept bar-goers, and douchey frat guys while I sip my vodka water. Bars and booze tend to bring out the bitchiest side of me, and I have … Continue reading »
Why I’m Just Not That Into You
I’m over 2/3 of my current dating rotation (see Hey, Sweet Lips). I went to a movie with the Westside guy before leaving for my holiday, and decided I would never see him again. He bored me to death, and the whole time I was thinking that he seemed comparatively unintelligent. He walked me to … Continue reading »
Hey, Sweet Lips
I finally mustered the guts to tell a guy I could no longer see him. My “ignoring you until you get the point” strategy worked for some time, but a new situation arose that I felt necessitated a bit more tact. The guy who took me to Fogo De Chao the other week (see “Fools In … Continue reading »
Fools In The Rain
I had a terrible date the other night. It was so bad that for half of it, my internal monologue was somewhere along the lines of “wow, I wish I was with that asshole firefighter that never called me after he went on vacay; at least he didn’t talk this much”. This guy seemed fine … Continue reading »
Little Bug In My Head
Women think too much in terms of their significant others. Even the most strong, independent women who are self-sufficient, constantly consider their other half. How, do you ask? Well like this: Oh, I’m going to an event, but I wonder if I’ll talk to my [insert any title of your liking] after. Or, I have … Continue reading »
What’s Your Ethnicity? Part Rockstar, Part Beast
I have been on a serious party streak for the last few months. Since deciding that single looks good on me, I have been on a bacchanal-esque spree of good times. I have even found the strength and perseverance to go out during the week. Of course some of these nights are just dinner or … Continue reading »
Dear Mr. Beverly Hills:
Dear Beverly Hills, I think you would make a really great first husband. I know I met you at a bar and that’s not where you are supposed to meet any of your husbands, but at least it wasn’t JDate. I understood that you really liked me from the start because you invited me to … Continue reading »
The Hottest Bitch at The Club
Music is pumping, overpriced cocktails are flowing, and guys are flocking to the dance floor like wild animals on the prowl. Lots of beautiful people plague the streets at night in search of a lucky strike. Oh, Los Angeles. What a magical melting pot of crazy personalities and elevated egos. Among other skills, this wonderful … Continue reading »